I’m going to scream.
And then have a panic attack.
And then wake up and scream some more.
June 2013
acciocourtney replied to your post: So this happened.
you are such a dipshit. omf. i mean really, who makes out with someone and gets a hardcore bruise on their LIP???? only hailey.
YOU ARE VERY MEAN TO ME. T~T Also you’re just jelly ‘coz it was goooooooooo-oooooooood. Mmmm. At least my mom fell for the “dog headbutted me” lie. :D
So this happened.
Invited my sex friend over for a little make-out today and we got really into it and he left a lot of hickeys and also a bruise on my lip. So, um…. does anyone have a tip on how to remove/fade specifically the one on my lip?? I have to work tomorrow??
acciocourtney replied to your post:Just went and got my nails done. Her: You’re…
pfft, are you kidding.
Yes omfg it was so awk.
Just went and got my nails done.
Her: You’re beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?
(What I was thinking): Lady I do not know you well enough to have this conversation.
(What I actually said): Kind of.
a surefire sign that mom needs to go the fuck to sleep is when i ask a simple question and she gets all pissy at me.
Is this about what I think it is and if it’s bad news please lie. :C
no shh, its fine. it was about bus routes for work.
Then tell her to calm her tits and *hugs*
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour
- Okay anons, this is your chance.
- 1. had sex?
- 2. bought condoms?
- 3. gotten pregnant?
- 4. failed a class?
- 5. kissed a boy?
- 6. kissed a girl?
- 7. had a job?
- 8. left the house without my wallet?
- 9. bullied someone on the internet?
- 10. sexted?
- 11. had sex in public?
- 12. smoked weed?
- 13. smoked cigarettes?
- 14. smoked a cigar?
- 15. drank alcohol?
- 16. been to a wedding?
- 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
- 19. been late for school?
- 20. kissed in the rain?
- 21. showered with someone else?
- 22. been outside my home country?
- 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
- 24. had lice?
- 25. gotten my heart broken?
- 26. had a credit card?
- 27. been to a professional sports game?
- 28. broken a bone?
- 29. been unhappy about my weight?
- 30. won a trophy?
- 31. cut myself?
- 32. been on a diet?
- 33. rode in a taxi?
- 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
- 35. been to a concert?
- 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 37. had braces?
- 38. wore make up?
- 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
- 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
- 41. Snuck out of the house?
- 42. had oral sex?
- 43. dyed my hair?
- 44. met someone famous?
- 45. been on vacation?
- 46. been on a boat?
- 47. been on an airplane?
- 48. prank called someone?
- 49. taken a pregnancy test?
- 50. been suspended from school?
a surefire sign that mom needs to go the fuck to sleep is when i ask a simple question and she gets all pissy at me.
Is this about what I think it is and if it’s bad news please lie. :C
May 2013
why is it so much easier to insult someone rather than just flat out say how much they mean to you i mean like
why is it easier to go, ” YOU STUPID COCK-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU SO MUCH” than “YOU’RE SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON I REALLY WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST YOU PERFECT SOUL, THANK YOU”
i jsut
The fact that going to Leaky Con has become kind of an excuse for me to get laid…. or at least get some quality make out time in there. Five days at a con with no parents, a hotel room with my PLP, and the guy I like to sexually harass (It’s ok, he likes it!). Sounds like a fucking blast.
dear god, they made tumblr uglier
- (I am working late at night in a 24-hour pharmacy. There are only three customers in the store: a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)
- Female Customer: “I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”
- Me: “Of course!”
- (While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)
- Pharmacist: “These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”
- Female Customer: “Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”
- (The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)
- Male Customer: “I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”
- Pharmacist: “That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”
- (The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)
- Female Customer: “Thank you again!”
- Other Customer: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”
- Male Customer: “Yes, I was an IT tech.”
- Other Customer: “I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”
- (There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)
