Everybody's got a Dark Side.

I’m going to scream.

And then have a panic attack.

And then wake up and scream some more.

acciocourtney replied to your post: So this happened.

you are such a dipshit. omf. i mean really, who makes out with someone and gets a hardcore bruise on their LIP???? only hailey.

YOU ARE VERY MEAN TO ME. T~T Also you’re just jelly ‘coz it was goooooooooo-oooooooood. Mmmm. At least my mom fell for the “dog headbutted me” lie. :D

So this happened.

Invited my sex friend over for a little make-out today and we got really into it and he left a lot of hickeys and also a bruise on my lip. So, um…. does anyone have a tip on how to remove/fade specifically the one on my lip?? I have to work tomorrow??

pfft, are you kidding.

Yes omfg it was so awk.

Just went and got my nails done.

Her: You’re beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?

(What I was thinking): Lady I do not know you well enough to have this conversation.

(What I actually said): Kind of.

acciocourtney:

notanotherpipedreamer:

acciocourtney:

a surefire sign that mom needs to go the fuck to sleep is when i ask a simple question and she gets all pissy at me.

Is this about what I think it is and if it’s bad news please lie. :C

no shh, its fine. it was about bus routes for work.

Then tell her to calm her tits and *hugs*

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour

Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?

acciocourtney:

a surefire sign that mom needs to go the fuck to sleep is when i ask a simple question and she gets all pissy at me.

Is this about what I think it is and if it’s bad news please lie. :C

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

Ok, who ships it? Come on… we know someone does.

(via acciocourtney)

(Source: redshift-13, via discordandrhythm)